(Source: hellatrippy, via highhh)
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
I used to be a Dr. Pepper drinker, but then I took a shitty advertising campaign to the balls.
(via amest-i-bovvered)
(Source: kingofsnape, via beccawasheree)
This adorable spider is commonly known as the Peacock Jumping Spider (Maratus volans), for obvious reasons. Similar to actual peacocks, male peacock spiders raise a colorful flap on their abdomens to garner female attention. Also common among this species is a sort of spider polygamy where male peacock spiders court multiple females at once.
(via rhamphotheca)
(Source: miakosamuio, via bstromberg)
Donna: I was gonna be with you. Forever.
The Doctor: I know.
Donna: Rest of my life. Traveling. In the TARDIS. The Doctor Donna. Oh, my, I can’t go back. Don’t make me go back. Doctor, please! Please don’t make me go back.Requested by yasminty
(via bstromberg)
YEAH. FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT.
(Source: three-cumberpatch-problem, via bstromberg)
